ABSENT-MINDEDNESS
The professor, engrossed in his work late at night,left his study to get
a book in a neighboring room .His dog improved the opportunity to leave his place by the register and make himself comfortable in the professor's chair.
"Dear me!" said the perplexed man when he returned,"Can I have been sitting on that poor dog the whole evening?"
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Maid(to absent-minded professor):"Here's the doctor,sir."
Professor:"I' not receiving visitors today. Tell him I'm sick."
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The professor was deep in his work when his wife called:"Harry,baby has swallowed the ink! What shall I do?"
"Write with a pencil," was the dreamy reply.
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